Bed is the poor man's opera.
Italian proverb


Love is the answer,
but while you're waiting
for the answer
sex raises some pretty good questions.
Woody Allen


Love is two minutes
fifty-two seconds
of squishing noises.
Johnny Rotten


Sex is a shortcut to everything.
Anna Cummings


There are no chaste minds. 
Minds copulate wherever they meet.
Eric Hoffer


Love is not
the dying moan of a distant violin; 
it's the triumphant twang
of a bedspring.
S.J. Perelman